The Foorce

 Me: James, what are you doing?

James: Nothing.

Me: Are you watching youtube on the old ipod?

James: (pause while he adjusts volume) No.

Me: I can still hear it.

James: Oh.

Me: And I can see you.

James: (long pause while he turns it off, the softly): Darn it.

Me: I can still hear you.

James: Mom!