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Monday Minute: James returns from abroad

(At the dinner table)

Me: So did you have a nice time visiting with everyone in Albany?

James: Yeah.

Me: What was your favorite thing?

James: It’s good to be back in America.

Me: What?

James: I missed you guys.

(glances are exchanged)

Ryan: James, is Albany in America?

James: Nah.

Ryan: What about Virginia?

James: No, we’re in America.

Me: Where?

James: In our house.

Me: But where is our house?

James: In New York City.

Me: Actually, Albany, Virginia, Ohio and New York City are all in America.

James: Actually, I told you that New York is America.

Me: New York IS America?

James: Well, New York City is actually America.

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And there you have it.

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  1. February 10, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    Wow. That’s exactly the opposite of how I feel. I have to leave NYC to feel like I’m in America.

  2. Brandi Rocchio
    January 28, 2013 at 1:17 am

    Makes total sense!

  3. Maureen
    January 22, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    That was one for the record book! You have to enter it into the quote book, or if you don’t have one, start one!!!

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