The Foorce

Consider this a sneak preview to the list of resolutions James has independently put together for 2013 (coming soon).

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J (sitting at the table): I’m doing my resolutions, too.

M: Oh, yeah? Can I hear some of them?

(James reads his list)

M: Those are very good so far – have you thought about adding some new things to try on there?

J: Like what?

M: Like a new skill or experience?

J: Like snowboarding?’

M: Maybe you could make a resolution about popping one bubble on a piece of bubble wrap this year.

J (vehemently): Mom, I’m never doing that.

M: Just a thought, don’t get worked up.

J: Never, ever doing that.

M: OK. Message received. Keep up the good work.

J (shaking his head, muttering): Never.

M: Guys, clean off the table, it’s time to get ready for dinner.

J: Mom, how about I do something else?

M: FINE.

J: Mom, how about instead I resolve to rip a piece of paper?

M: Really?

J: I could do it tomorrow.

M: The bubble wrap?

J: NO! The paper.

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So now you know one thing that won’t be on his list.