The Foorce

James is in italics, I’m in bold.

(Coming up to help James in the shower)

Hey skinny, grab a washcloth and soap.

I’m chubby.

No way, you’re skinny.

Yeah because I eat a healthy, balanced diet.

Oh yeah? Whats in a balanced diet?

Carrots…. broccoli…apples…

Yep.

lasagna…

Hmmm…

ramen….

Nope.

Ramen’s junk!

Yeah, it’s not great.

Junk!

But its okay to eat a little junk every once in a while, like a special treat.

But too much junk will ruin your system.

What system?

You know, systems… like your system of being healthy, or your system of being clean. Or my stereo system in my room. So mom…

Yes?

Do we have any ramen? For a little junky treat?

I don’t think so. Come out when your soap is gone and get your pajamas on.

(Calling out after me from the shower) or a weather system!